Get this ASAP. We're gonna do it together. I'm on anon with my ipad but I'll msg you later. www(.)tumblrfastdiet(.)com
Um…what?
June 2013
“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that much chicken, he lifts all that weight, he kick-boxes, he’s a Muay Thai champion. I mean, to the point where Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr were reduced to just standing around and touching him.”
—
Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)
#just standing around and touching him
(via skarletfyre)
reasons to date me
•sometimes I wear big shirts and no pants
•I’ll make you pancakes and mix CDs because who doesn’t love those
•I’ll kiss you a lot
•you can touch my butt whenever you want
•????????
•do you need any more reasons
One Direction would have made so much more money if they made cologne that smelled like each boy, so girls could spray it on their sweaters and pretend they borrowed it from their boyfriend.
PLEASE BE NICE TO PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON IN THEIR LIFE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
1D on the New Perfume
- Liam: It's...
- Louis: Gay.
- Harry: I liked it. The gem on the handle was a really nice touch.
- The Boys:
- Louis: No.
- Niall: We should've gone with my idea! I wanted it to look like a football.
- Zayn: You also wanted it to smell like chicken from Nandos.
- Niall: Exactly! It would've been perf-
- Liam: I wanted it to have a batman cape flying off the back of it.
- Louis: That isn't even logical.
- Liam: But-
- Zayn: Why didn't they just make it smell like us?
- Harry:
- Liam:
- Niall:
- Louis: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
- Niall: That's almost as good as Nandos.
- Liam: We should do that instead.
- The Boys: Let's go tell-
- Modest: NO! -locks them in a dressing room-
- Harry: -squirts it on-
- Harry:
- Harry: It really does smell like summer (:
- The Boys: You've got to be kidding me.
friendly reminder
that not all television is mindless garbage
not all books are fine literature
not all video games are about murder and violence
and that things are often much more than they first appear to be
that art is powerful
and that it comes in many different forms
and from the most unexpected places
but that no one, no one, has the right to decide what is art and what isn’t.
YOU KNOW HOW BABIES GET ALL QUIET AND CALM WHEN THEY SEE A MOBILE
SO APPARENTLY THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THE MOBILE RESEMBLES BIRDS OF PREY FLYING OVERHEAD THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CARRY THEM OFF
IT’S A EVOLUTIONARY PRECEDENT SO THAT IF THE BABY STAYS STILL THE BIRD WON’T NOTICE AND EAT IT
BABIES DON’T LIKE MOBILES
THEY’RE FUCKING TERRIFIED
I am more than a bit disturbed by how hard I laughed at this.
I LOVE THIS
$60 for a perfume? I swear every single time i spray that shit harry styles better be popping out of thin air singing “isn’t she lovelyyy”
Why Are You Arguing Against Gay Marriage?
- Because It Will Destroy The Traditional Meaning of Marriage: I think you will find that actual 'traditional marriage' was a woman's father signing over ownership of her to the husband that he has picked out. Thank god we have moved on from such outdated 'traditions', right?
- The Bible Says It's Wrong: The bible doesn't actually say anything about gay marriage. It does however say that you shall not wear clothing of mixed fabrics (Deuteronomy 22:11), guess we're all going straight to hell!
- Because Being Gay Is Unnatural: Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in one- i think it is clear which is more unnatural.
- Because Gay Men Are Sexual Predators: Male rape is most commonly committed by heterosexual men (McMullen 1990). Better keep your back against that wall for the rest of your life!
- Because Gay Sex Is Disgusting: If you have ever jerked off to a little bit of girl on girl action or if you have ever had heteronormative anal sex then your argument is immediately invalid.
- Because Gay People Are Icky: Well.. At least you're honest but i personally find homophobics icky and you're still allowed to get married.
- Because Innocent Children Might Re-enact Gay Marriage Scenes At School And It Will Turn Our Kids Gay: You're really more comfortable with children acting out gun fights than acting out a display of love? Pretending to be gun-touting criminals doesn't turn children into gun-touting criminals. Pretending to be a pony doesn't turn children into ponies. Heck, how many LGBT people re-enacted heteronormative marriages when they were kids? You should really look up the definition of 'pretend'.
- Because I'm a Dick: Glad you admit it.
- .... : Exactly.
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
if youre terrified of losing a stable system thats done nothing but teach you to answer prompts and has based your value as a person on your skill at bubbling the correct answer and you really wanna show it
if youre terrified of life after high school clap your hands
okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too
but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time
and then another person fell
and another
and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting
and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy
